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The Merchant-Ivory Reviews

I had written in a previous post about joining a new DVD subscription service started by the Reliance conglomerate called Bigflix. One of the main attractions for me was that there collection seems to have a good smattering of what is called “world cinema”. Though euro-centric, it’s great to be able to watch the complete Merchant-Ivory oeuvre or that of Ingmar Bergman without having to wait for an annual film festival or trying to score copies from friends and family or the friendly neighborhood bootlegger. After watching my first Merchant-Ivory film “The Perfect Murder”, it struck me that what better way to sum up the experience then watching all of the Merchant-Ivory films available at Bigflix and reviewing the movies as well as my reactions to them.

I will be updating this post with the movies as and when I have finished watching them, so I guess this post will keep getting bigger (after all, there are 30-odd movies under the Merchant-Ivory banner). So here goes.


The Perfect Murder

The DVD blurb calls it a crime caper set in Mumbai based on the award-winning novel by H.R.F Keating. Inspector Ghote, the main character in the movie is an earnest yet ineffectual Mumbai cop, deferential to seniors and people in power such as politicians and big businessmen just like others of his ilk. The film starts off by following Inspector Ghote at his botched attempt to catch a member of a prominent diamond smuggling ring. From the get-go it becomes obvious that Inspector Ghote, the movie as well as the characters are just Indianized versions of the Pink Panther series. Inspector Ghote as the Indian Inspector Closeau.

This would be all fine and well if the capers were up to the same level of those in the Pink Panther but sadly, its far from it. Though the film does have some light moments, I do not think there is any certifiably “laugh-out-loud” moment in the movie. Maybe its because all the characters except for the Swedish Inspector Alex Svensson are Indian, and their reactions and dialogues can be surmised at, being an Indian myself. Secondly, I have not read the original book so I cannot comment on the screen adaptation of the story but is there a story? If there is one, i think its less than a few sentences in length based on what I have seen. This really brings down the movie as there is not much in terms of a plot at all.

There are some really good actors here but most of them are wasted because their characters are too cliched to be taken any seriously and most of them are given too little screen time to flesh out their characters in any way. The only exceptions to this are Naseeruddin Shah, Stellan Skarsgård and Amjad Khan who do get the required screen time. Naseeruddin Shah shines in this movie as Inspector Ghote but what were the other two thinking? Stellan Skarsgård spends most of the time in the movie behaving little more than a star-struck tourist and little as the Swedish criminologist he is supposed to be. Amjad Khan is wasted spouting inane dialogues such as “hubble-bubble” or “double-trouble” and Madhur Jaffrey? This film should have been called “Where in the world is Madhur Jaffrey”.

My last criticism about the movie is that it focuses too much on the Indian-ness of the characters and not at all on the plot. True, this is a caper based in India and therefore the characters have too reflect the quirks and idiosyncrasies of Indians and the country, but by focusing on it too much, the movie becomes more like a sociological documentary than a crime caper. Similarly, by focusing too much on the Indian setting (the proverbial Indian cow makes an important appearance) as a part of the plot, it reduces the whole film to a sly product placement move by the Indian Tourism Ministry.

The only enjoyable thing about the movie is the cinematography and the production which really makes settings shine. I don’t think I have ever seen a more colorful and vibrant representation of Mumbai on the screen or in real life and I live here! In this film, Mumbai and the Indian-ness of the characters can be called the star character of the movie instead of the human actors. At least for me, its what kept up my interest in the movie. For my first Merchant-Ivory viewing, I have to rate this as a damp squib. If this was brought out by Bollywood to tap the English market, I would have understood and not been so disappointed. Looking online, it seems that the Merchant-Ivory had little to do with this movie other than to underwrite it. It shows. Can be skipped.


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Eee, It’s My Eee Review

Sorry, I just could not resist that. Getting to the point, I have in my hands an Asus Eee PC that I have been using for the past two days. My office has just bought two of them for evaluation purposes so thought I’d do a quick evaluation to see if it really is worth buying as a laptop replacement or not.

The model I have is a black Asus Eee PC 4G laptop. Specs are standard and are as given below:

7 “800×480 TFT LCD screen

900Mhz Celeron Processor clocked down to 700

Intel GMA 900 graphics processor (shared memory)

4GB SSD Storage

512 MB RAM

It’s a really appealing laptop to hold. Light (weighing in at 920 grams), it’s easy to carry around with you from room to room, with absolutely no strain. The black finish also feels good with a very matte Thinkpad-like finish to the plastic enclosure. No worries about this laptop slipping through your fingers and disintegrating on the floor.

The Eee had come re-loaded with Linux, the Xandros distro going by the reviews on the net. Unfortunately, I’m not able to comment on the performance of Linux on this machine as my Sysadmin promptly replaced it with Windows XP.

With Windows XP and Microsoft Office Professional installed, there is just over 790MB usable space left. If you through Eee specific sites, then you will find that a lot of people have stripped down XP and Office to reduce the space taken on the laptop. Your mileage might vary.

I haven’t timed the boot up and shutdown times to gauge responsiveness. Let me just say that with 790MB of free space left, it’s still very snappy. Definitely far more than most Windows-based desktops/laptops that I have used. Microsoft Office opens pretty quickly, even Outlook, but I haven’t had the opportunity of using my GB-plus inbox to test though.

There are two standard resolutions for the desktop on the Eee, 800×480 (the standard) and 800×600 (conventional). With 800×600, the screen will scroll to accommodate the increased desktop and that can be slightly problematic especially when using the cramped keyboard and touchpad.

800×480 is a good compromise with Microsoft Office applications fitting neatly in the available screen space. Touchpad-based scrolling will be necessary for webpages though, especially news sites like the New York Times. Also, readability is slightly better at this resolution with crisper text and images.

Moving on to the keyboard. As is obvious in a laptop of this size, it is a big compromise in terms of writing efficiency and comfort. You can forget about touch-typing on this machine. The keys are cramped up together and it takes a good amount of time to get used to the layout. It’s possible to get used to the key size in some time, but what is really an irritant is the placement of keys.

Case in point is the right shift key, which is totally useless due to it being sized like a regular key and placed right above the cursor keys. Try pressing shift and you land up typing on some other end of your document. Another irritant is the space bar that is placed in such a manner that it cannot be accessed without pressing an Alt key accidentally, which again leads you, elsewhere from you document.

Otherwise though, the keys are good once when you get used to the layout, with good feedback and feel. Horribly dull looking though. For a laptop that is aimed at pure mobility, it would have been good if they could have provided a backlit keyboard that would have increased the usability in an appreciable manner.

Next few things that I would like to focus on are the gripes I have with the laptop.

One thing that really sticks out is the amount of space wasted around the display due to the speakers being placed there. I think this is one area that has been addressed in the Eee 900, the next version of the Asus Eee 4G that I am reviewing. Asus has increased the screen size to 8.9” by removing the speakers. I’m sure that the difference between usability on a 7” screen and a 8.9” screen will be significant.

Second gripe is the touchpad. It’s way too small and would have been better if it was a little wider. For a laptop where a significant amount of scrolling is required, it is surprising that Asus has not stolen a sheet out of Apple’s playbook and incorporated double-fingered scrolling in the touchpad. Less about the touchpad buttons the better. Suffice to say that they look and feel cheap.

Third gripe is the heat generated by it. You would not expect such a small laptop to generate as much heat as it actually does. For something aimed at mobility, it gets so hot at times that it’s unusable, on your lap or in your hand. I’m hoping hat this is an issue that will be addressed through adoption of Intel Atom processors as and when they become available.

I wish I could open up the laptop to see what kind of heatsink they have inside and also if its been pasted on properly. From what I gather online, it’s not an issue isolated to my unit. (Update: It seems that there is no heatsink per se, but there is a steel cover for the motherboard acting as one. No wonder.)

A niggling gripe is that there is no indication lights for the Lock keys, so if you have accidentally pressed the Caps Lock, Num Lock or Scroll Lock there is absolutely no way of knowing what you did till you start typing. How much money can Asus save by omitting three LEDs or is just a simple oversight?

Final gripe and one of the most important according to me is the case of the Eee. Since it is so light and also bottom-heavy, due to the placement of the battery at the back, it has an unfortunate tendency to tip over at little provocation (slight nudge to the screen for example). This can get really annoying especially when you’re in the middle of doing some work on it. It is also nearly impossible to use when it’s resting on a soft surface like a bed or sofa.

Coming back to the million-dollar question? Is the Eee worth buying as a secondary laptop? My answer to that would be an emphatic no. Unless you are using a 17” or 19” desktop replacement monstrosity as your primary laptop, you would be hard-pressed to make a logical case for buying an Eee. (But then, which gadget buying geek would qualify as being logical when it comes to gadgets)

Is it worth it as a desktop replacement or road-warrior laptop? Hmmm, slightly more difficult question. It all depends on whether you have big meaty fingers or not, whether weight is a very significant parameter in your choice, and whether you can live with the compromises of working with limited storage and no optical drive.

It is definitely not a laptop where you will be playing Half-Life 2 LAN parties but for the basic usage of accessing the web, using Office applications and listening to music or watching videos, it more than adequately meets the demands raised by the user.

At 18,000 rupees in India, it’s definitely not going to be an impulse buy for most, unlike the US where the Eee is available for less than USD 400. Also, unlike the US where Asus is targeting markets such as primary and secondary education, first-time computer users and parents, in India most of these markets are still very nascent.

Also in India, computer purchases are still driven by the “value” mentality rather than the “gadget” mentality. Even for me, making a laptop purchasing decision depends on a complete comparison of hardware in the market, and assessing the differential price that each brand name is commanding. It is very difficult for me to see how Asus will penetrate the Indian market in any effective manner or even expand the market to include first-time computer users.

Would I buy it? No. Not even if I had the money to spare. This is mainly because while the Asus Eee was a revolutionary way of thinking about portable computing and reducing hardware clutter to the basic minimum required to get the job done, it has also attracted a whole new batch of competitors into this market, most notable being the HP Mini-Note series.

As prices and hardware configurations start getting better, the Eee’s basic values of cheap and simple computing start to get more devalued. Therefore, while my vote is against the Asus Eee as a product, I would definitely vote for the new crop of ultra-mini laptops coming into the market. And we all have to thank Asus and the Eee for that.

Hopefully, I will be able to get my hands on the HP Mini-Note laptop for a review as well as comparison with the Asus Eee. Until then, some more links that might be of use to a person looking into getting an Eee:

By the way, this whole post was written using the Eee. It did take longer than my usual time but I’m sure that in some time typing speeds will even out. In all it was good fun, but I could not imagine using the Eee on a daily basis.

If you want some more information regarding the different ultra-mini laptops out there, head over to my earlier post on this topic called The New Ultra-Mini Revolution.

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